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    Unbroken-Teen Movie Review

    “If you can take it, you can make it.” That’s what Louis Zamperini’s (Jack O’Connell) older brother tells him before running a track meet and it’s what Louis Zamperini remembers during his horrendous wartime struggles. Unbroken follows the life of an Olympic runner and wartime hero…Louis Zamperini. Louis survives on a raft for 47 days in the Pacific, after his plane crashed during WWII. He and a fellow airman were rescued by the Japanese and sent to a prisoner of war camp. At camp he was tortured by the evil and sadistic Mutsushiro Watanabe, nicknamed by the Americans as “The “Bird.” Over the course of two years Louis was beaten and brutally tortured by Watanabe. However it was the memory of his mother praying, and his brother’s powerful words that gave him strength and courage to endure the unbelievable abuse in which he faced.

    UnbrokenRating: 2 and 1/2 out of 5 buckets
    Release Date: March 24, 2014
    MPAA Rating: PG13
    Best Age Group: 15+
    Sexual Content: Mild
    Violent/Disturbing Content: Excessive
    Crude or Profane Language: Moderate
    Drug and Alcohol Content:
    Mild
    Will Kids Like It?
    No

     

    Talking Points:

    •  Louis was a trouble maker as an adolescent… smoking, drinking and getting into fights. It was Louis’ brother who encouraged him to run track. The discipline of running kept Louis focused and out of trouble, which also helped him survive his wartime pain. Great parent/child conversations.
    • This is an inspirational story of a man who had the will and faith in God to endure an unbelievable amount of torture. Having said that, it was a hard film to watch. Seeing Louis get brutally beaten again and again and again and again was a little much.  The violent scenes were too long and drawn out. See violent content below.

    Sexual Content: Mild

    • Louis hides under the bleachers at a track meet, looking up female classmates skirts.
    • There is a sexual reference comparing Louis’ running time and his time in the sack.

    Violent/Disturbing Content: Excessive

    • As a young boy Louis is bullied, we see kids hit, punch and kick him.
    • Louis and the two other survivors who crashed into the Pacific were stranded on rafts- one died after 33 days, Louis and the other airman made it 47 days, before being rescued by the Japanese. We see them suffer as they float on their rafts… hungry,  thirsty, and fighting off sharks.  Their faces are blistered from the sun. They’re shown vomiting over the raft after eating raw fish.
    • As a POW Louis is brutally abused, he’s punched, kicked, constantly tortured and severely beaten by Watanabe’s staff.
    • There is a scene where Watanabe has hundreds of prisoners in the camp hit Louis in the face, this was awful and disturbing to see.
    • Louis is forced to hold a wooden beam on his shoulders for hours, and will be killed if he drops it. When he’s done holding the beam, Watanabe beats Louis again. We see him shirtless and unconscious on the ground until the next day.

    Crude or Profane Language: Moderate

    • We hear “sh-t,” “d–n,” “d–mit,” “a–,” and “b–ch.”

    Drug and Alcohol Content: Mild

    • We see Louis drinking alcohol as an adolescent.
    • Soldiers are shown smoking cigarettes and cigars.

    Will Kids Like It? No

    • I interviewed two 13 year old girls who thought it was too intense and depressing.

    Overall this is an interesting and inspirational story. However, parents need to be aware of the disturbing and violent scenes woven throughout the film.

    Into The Woods-Kids Movie Review

    Cinderella (Anna Kendrick), Jack and the Beanstalk (Daniel Huttlestone), Little Red Riding Hood (Lilla Crawford) and Rapunzel (MacKenzie Mauzy) all travel into the woods for one thing or another. Whether it be to sell a cow, going to grandmothers or visiting a mother’s grave… they are all headed into the woods. Into the Woods is a musical that  follows the lives all the beloved Brothers Grimm fairy tales. Each storyline is tied together by the Baker (James Corden) and his Wife (Emily Blunt), their dream of starting a family and their interaction with the witch (Meryl Streep)…who sends them into the woods!

    Into The WoodsRating: 3 and 1/2 out of 5 buckets
    Release Date: March 24, 2015
    MPAA Rating: PG
    Best Age Group: 10+
    Sexual Content: Moderate
    Violent/Disturbing Content: Excessive
    Crude or Profane Language: None
    Drug and Alcohol Content:
    None
    Will Kids Like It?
    Yes

     

    Talking Points:

    The music is fun and entertaining with an all-star cast singing the tunes. However, the film is not the typical sweet Disney movie that we’re familiar with. The Princes cheat and the Wolves seduce little girls.

    “Be Careful What You Wish For” is noted throughout the film. Cinderella dreams of meeting a handsome prince, though when she does, he’s not all that great.  In fact she even leaves her Prince as he fails to remain faithful.

    Sexual Content: Moderate

    • When Cinderella’s Prince (Chris Pine) meets the Baker’s Wife in the woods, they passionately kiss and he begins to seduce her.  The Prince is married and justifies the kiss by saying “Right and wrong don’t matter in the woods, only feelings.”
    • The Wolf meets Little Red Riding Hood in the woods, he acts like a child molester when he makes inappropriate comments to her.
    • Cinderella and her Prince passionately kiss, as does Rapunzel and her Prince.

    Violent/Disturbing Content: Moderate

    • Little Red and her grandmother are eaten by the Wolf, which we don’t see, however the Baker stabs his knife into the Wolf’s stomach.
    • Several character’s die; one falls off a cliff, one is punched and hits her head on a s stump, and another is hit in the forehead by a rock.
    • Cinderella’s stepsisters get their feet sliced by their mother…in hopes that the slipper will fit. The cutting is off camera, while we only see drops of blood.
    • Jack is repeatedly slapped by his mother.
    • The witch is evil and scary which may frighten young kids. She steals a little girl to raise as her own, and locks her away in a doorless tower.

    Crude or Profane Language: None

    Drug and Alcohol Content: None

    Will Kids Like It? Yes

    Overall this is an entertaining musical which may appeal to kids, however parents need to be aware of the somewhat dark storyline and moderate sexual content. This is not your typical Disney PG rated film.

    Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb-Kids Movie Review

    It’s the best night ever!!! Our beloved statues at the American Museum of Natural History are back, though they don’t have much energy. The magic power of The Tablet of Ahkmenrah, the stone which brings the museum figures to life, is slowly dying out. So Larry Daley (Ben Stiller), the museum security guard, along with his teenage son and some museum characters head to The British Museum of Natural History to save the magic… before they all die. Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb is the third and final movie in the Night at the Museum trilogy. It’s not only the best night ever, it’s the best family movie of 2014!!!

    Night at the Museum 3Rating: 4 and 1/2 bucket out of 5 buckets
    Release Date: March 10, 2015
    MPAA Rating: PG
    Best Age Group: 7+
    Sexual Content: Mild
    Violent/Disturbing Content: Moderate
    Crude or Profane Language: Mild
    Drug and Alcohol Content:
    Mild
    Will Kids Like It?
    Yes

     

    Talking Points:

    This is a film that will make you laugh and cry. There are some emotional topics such as kids growing up and heading off to college,  and of course saying goodbye to Theodore Roosevelt (Robin Williams)… which brought tears to many.

    This is a  film that will appeal to the whole family…kids and teens will enjoy the storyline and the wonderful characters.

    There are some great new additions such as Dan Stevens as Sir Lancelot and Rebel Wilson as a British security guard.

    Sexual Content: Mild

    • Two characters fall in love and kiss.

    Violent/Disturbing Content: Moderate

    • An elegant dinner party, held at the museum, is destroyed by museum characters who come to life. Mayhem ensues as character’s are smashing display cases and running all over the place.
    • A character smashes his head through a glass window.
    • There’s a battle amongst Sir Lancelot, a dinosaur, and a metallic snake.

    Crude or Profane Language: Mild

    • “D–n,” and “h–l,” are said.

    Drug and Alcohol Content: Mild

    • A teenage boy has a party and we see high school students drinking out of red Solo cups.

    Will Kids Like It? Yes

    Overall this is a fun and entertaining film, one for the whole family!!!

    Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies-Kids Movie Review

    Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield and the rest of the dwarves fight the dragon to reclaim their homeland and reclaim the gold treasures found in Lonely Mountain.  Ultimately Thorin battles with greed, obsession and five armies of dwarves, elves, orcs, goblins and men. The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies is the third and final film of The Hobbit trilogy.

    Hobbit- The Battle of Five ArmiesRating: 4 out of 5 popcorn buckets
    Release Date: March 24, 2015
    MPAA Rating: PG13
    Best Age Group: 11+
    Sexual Content: Mild
    Violent/Disturbing Content: Excessive
    Crude or Profane Language: Mild
    Drug and Alcohol Content:
    Mild
    Will Kids/ Teens Like It?
    Yes

     

    Talking Points:

    There are many  battles woven through the film. Having said that, the main characters are fighting for peace and justice.

    The subject of greed and the evil it instills  is portrayed as we see Thorin obsessed with his possession of gold. At one point Gandalf  tells Bilbo, “Don’t underestimate the evil of gold,” referring to Thorin’s greed.

    This film has more violence than the other Hobbit films. Something parents need to be aware of.

    Sexual Content: Mild

    • A character disguising himself as a woman by stuffing his chest with gold.

    Violent/Disturbing Content: Excessive

    • There are numerous battles throughout the film involving not only men but goblins, dwarves, elves, bats, trolls, Orcs and giant worms.
    • Characters are impaled, beheaded, slashed and brutally beaten.
    • A female character is shown repeatedly thrown against stone walls and stairs.
    • Dwarves are stabbed and thrown off cliffs.
    • We see explosions and character’s burning to death.

    Crude or Profane Language: Mild

    • “B-tards” was said once.

    Drug and Alcohol Content: Mild

    • A character drinks wine, and another smokes a pipe.

    Will Kids Like It? Yes

    Overall the fans of The Hobbit series will enjoy the film. Parents need to be aware of the excessive violent scenes throughout the film.

    Top Five-Teen Movie Review

    “Who’s your top five?” That’s a question that Andre Allen (Chris Rock) typically asks. He’s asking people who their favorite rap artists are. Andre was a New York City stand-up comedian, who also made movies where he dressed as “Hammy the Bear.” Everyone loved Andre, he was a star and made a lot of money. However alcohol and drugs got the best of him and he needed to redirect his life. Eventually becoming clean and sober, Andre didn’t want to be known as “Hammy the Bear” or a comedian, he wanted to be recognized as a serious actor. It took an unexpected interview with Chelsea Brown (Rosario Dawson), a reporter for The New York Times, to change his life and reveal the truth of his sordid past… the past he happily left behind.

    Top FiveRating: 2 out of 5 buckets
    Release Date: March 17, 2015
    MPAA Rating: R
    Best Age Group: 17+
    Sexual Content:Excessive
    Violent/Disturbing Content: Mild
    Crude or Profane Language: Excessive
    Drug and Alcohol Content:
    Excessive
    Will Teens Like It?
    Yes

     

    Talking Points:

    • The film stresses the fact that people are not always who they seem to be. This message is shown throughout the film with the main character’s, and the image they pretend portray.
    • Top Five has a interesting storyline and message, however the unnecessary and excessive sexual content takes away from the film. See details below.

    Sexual Content:Excessive

    • Characters are shown in a three-way sexual encounter. The woman are naked, we see their breasts and backsides, and vivid sexual movements.
    • A woman discovers that her boyfriend is gay. The audience sees clear images of anal sex…this was a disturbing and very graphic scene.
    • There were sexual references and crude jokes made throughout the whole film referring to masturbation, infidelity and male/female body parts. Basically anything relating to sex.
    • Several scenes were shown in a strip club where the audience saw  female exotic dancing.

    Violent/Disturbing Content: Mild

    • In a violent rage, Dre throws beer bottles at a display in a grocery store and is taken to jail.

    Crude or Profane Language: Excessive

    • The f-word, “a–,” “b–ch,” “h—,” and “p—y” are said throughout the whole film.

    Drug and Alcohol Content: Excessive

    • Dre is a recovering alcoholic. In flashback scenes we see him drinking heavily .
    • Character’s are shown drinking beer, wine and mixed drinks throughout the film.
    • We see character’s smoking pot.
    • There’s talk about people using cocaine.

    Will Teens Like It? Yes

    Overall this is a funny and entertaining film with an interesting storyline. However, with the graphic and disturbing sexual scenes I don’t recommend this film for teens.