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    Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies-Kids Movie Review

    Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield and the rest of the dwarves fight the dragon to reclaim their homeland and reclaim the gold treasures found in Lonely Mountain.  Ultimately Thorin battles with greed, obsession and five armies of dwarves, elves, orcs, goblins and men. The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies is the third and final film of The Hobbit trilogy.

    Hobbit- The Battle of Five ArmiesRating: 4 out of 5 popcorn buckets
    Release Date: March 24, 2015
    MPAA Rating: PG13
    Best Age Group: 11+
    Sexual Content: Mild
    Violent/Disturbing Content: Excessive
    Crude or Profane Language: Mild
    Drug and Alcohol Content:
    Mild
    Will Kids/ Teens Like It?
    Yes

     

    Talking Points:

    There are many  battles woven through the film. Having said that, the main characters are fighting for peace and justice.

    The subject of greed and the evil it instills  is portrayed as we see Thorin obsessed with his possession of gold. At one point Gandalf  tells Bilbo, “Don’t underestimate the evil of gold,” referring to Thorin’s greed.

    This film has more violence than the other Hobbit films. Something parents need to be aware of.

    Sexual Content: Mild

    • A character disguising himself as a woman by stuffing his chest with gold.

    Violent/Disturbing Content: Excessive

    • There are numerous battles throughout the film involving not only men but goblins, dwarves, elves, bats, trolls, Orcs and giant worms.
    • Characters are impaled, beheaded, slashed and brutally beaten.
    • A female character is shown repeatedly thrown against stone walls and stairs.
    • Dwarves are stabbed and thrown off cliffs.
    • We see explosions and character’s burning to death.

    Crude or Profane Language: Mild

    • “B-tards” was said once.

    Drug and Alcohol Content: Mild

    • A character drinks wine, and another smokes a pipe.

    Will Kids Like It? Yes

    Overall the fans of The Hobbit series will enjoy the film. Parents need to be aware of the excessive violent scenes throughout the film.

    Top Five-Teen Movie Review

    “Who’s your top five?” That’s a question that Andre Allen (Chris Rock) typically asks. He’s asking people who their favorite rap artists are. Andre was a New York City stand-up comedian, who also made movies where he dressed as “Hammy the Bear.” Everyone loved Andre, he was a star and made a lot of money. However alcohol and drugs got the best of him and he needed to redirect his life. Eventually becoming clean and sober, Andre didn’t want to be known as “Hammy the Bear” or a comedian, he wanted to be recognized as a serious actor. It took an unexpected interview with Chelsea Brown (Rosario Dawson), a reporter for The New York Times, to change his life and reveal the truth of his sordid past… the past he happily left behind.

    Top FiveRating: 2 out of 5 buckets
    Release Date: March 17, 2015
    MPAA Rating: R
    Best Age Group: 17+
    Sexual Content:Excessive
    Violent/Disturbing Content: Mild
    Crude or Profane Language: Excessive
    Drug and Alcohol Content:
    Excessive
    Will Teens Like It?
    Yes

     

    Talking Points:

    • The film stresses the fact that people are not always who they seem to be. This message is shown throughout the film with the main character’s, and the image they pretend portray.
    • Top Five has a interesting storyline and message, however the unnecessary and excessive sexual content takes away from the film. See details below.

    Sexual Content:Excessive

    • Characters are shown in a three-way sexual encounter. The woman are naked, we see their breasts and backsides, and vivid sexual movements.
    • A woman discovers that her boyfriend is gay. The audience sees clear images of anal sex…this was a disturbing and very graphic scene.
    • There were sexual references and crude jokes made throughout the whole film referring to masturbation, infidelity and male/female body parts. Basically anything relating to sex.
    • Several scenes were shown in a strip club where the audience saw  female exotic dancing.

    Violent/Disturbing Content: Mild

    • In a violent rage, Dre throws beer bottles at a display in a grocery store and is taken to jail.

    Crude or Profane Language: Excessive

    • The f-word, “a–,” “b–ch,” “h—,” and “p—y” are said throughout the whole film.

    Drug and Alcohol Content: Excessive

    • Dre is a recovering alcoholic. In flashback scenes we see him drinking heavily .
    • Character’s are shown drinking beer, wine and mixed drinks throughout the film.
    • We see character’s smoking pot.
    • There’s talk about people using cocaine.

    Will Teens Like It? Yes

    Overall this is a funny and entertaining film with an interesting storyline. However, with the graphic and disturbing sexual scenes I don’t recommend this film for teens.

     

    Penguins of Madagascar-Kids Movie Reviews

    They’re cute, they’re lovable and they’re all penguins!!! Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private are fun loving penguins who entertain humans all around the world. They’re so cute that it irritates the evil Dr. Brine,  because the penguins get all the attention. Dr. Brine is an octopus who wants to capture all the penguins and steal their cuteness.  So the penguins join an organization to stop Dr. Brine from destroying not only the Penguins but the world.

    Penguins of MadagascarRating: 4 out of 5 buckets.
    Release Date: March 17, 2015
    MPAA Rating: PG
    Best Age Group: 5+
    Sexual Content: Moderate
    Violent/Disturbing Content: Moderate
    Crude or Profane Language: None
    Drug and Alcohol Content:
    Mild
    Will Kids Like It?
    Yes

     

     

    Talking Points:

    The penguins look out for each other and help one another. Skipper tells one of the newly hatched, “You’ve got us, and we’ve got each other.”

    Kids in the theater seemed to like the film, however parents may get bored.

    Sexual Content: Moderate

    • Character’s kiss.
    • When the Penguins crash through an airplane overhead bin, we see Skipper crawl out with a woman’s bra on his head.
    • A penguin discusses his attraction to a female owl.

    Violent/Disturbing Content: Moderate

    • We see a ship blow up and helicopters explode.
    • The penguins fall off a high cliff.
    • Evil Octopuses chase the penguins, they destroy everything around them.

    Crude or Profane Language: None

    Drug and Alcohol Content: Mild

    • Tranquilizer darts are shot at the penguins.

    Will Kids Like It? Yes

    Overall this is a cute and entertaining film for kids.

    Horrible Bosses 2-Teen Movie Review

    Dale (Charlie Day), Kurt (Jason Sudeikis) and Nick (Jason Bateman) are back and ready to start their own business. After all, they’re tired of dealing with horrible bosses.  However things don’t go as planned due to the slick investor they get involved with. So the trio decides to kidnap their financier’s son, Rex (Chris Pine ), and demand ransom for the money they lost. Now the adventure and mishaps begin as the three business owners try to pull off a big time crime even though they are truly not criminals. Horrible Bosses 2 is the sequel to the 2011 film, Horrible Bosses.

    Horrible Bosses 2Rating: 2 out of 5 popcorn buckets
    Release Date: February 24, 2015
    MPAA Rating: R
    Best Age Group: 17+
    Sexual Content: Excessive
    Violent/Disturbing Content: Moderate
    Crude or Profane Language: Excessive
    Drug and Alcohol Content:
    Moderate
    Will It Appeal to Teens?
    No

     

    Talking Points:

    The film has an all-star, to name a few…Jennifer Aniston, Chris Pine, Jason Bateman, Kevin Spacey, Jamie Foxx and Christoph Waltz.

    Between the sexual contents and crude language, this is not an appropriate film for kids/pre-teens. See details below:

    Sexual Content: Excessive

    • Julia (Jennifer Aniston) claims to be a sex addict. She seduces a happily married man and has a sexual encounter with another man, in her dental office (she’s a dentist). We see pictures of the couple on a security camera, though it’s very fuzzy.
    • There are sexual references and conversations throughout the whole film. Some topics include…oral sex, male/female body parts, sexual positions, homosexual encounters, rape and much more.

    Violent/Disturbing Content: Moderate

    • A man is shot and killed
    • A character repeatedly hits himself and bangs his head on a table, so that he will appear beaten up.
    • Rex (Chris Pine) is very rude and disrespectful to his Hispanic housekeeper. She responds by sticking his toothbrush down the  back of her pants and proceeds to rub vigorously. A few minutes later we see Rex brushing his teeth with that same toothbrush. This was a disgusting scene.

    Crude or Profane Language: Excessive

    • Every swear word you can imagine and more were used throughout the film.

    Drug and Alcohol Content: Moderate

    • Several scenes are set in a bar where we see character’s drinking alcoholic beverages.
    • Character’s attempt to steal nitrous oxide from Julia’s dental office.

    Will it appeal to most teens? Yes

    Overall this is a silly comedy with a lot of inappropriate parts woven throughout the film.

     

    The Hunger Games: Mockingjay-Part 1: Teen Movie Review

    She’s the face of the revolution and a symbol of hope. Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence) is a seventeen year old girl from District 12, and a survivor of the of the country’s inhumane Hunger Games. When she awakes in District 13 and discovers that District 12 has been shattered to rubble due to the previous games, she’s panicked and scared. Though her mom and sister are safe, she discovers that Peeta (Josh Hutcherson), her friend and true love, has been captured by the Capitol’s evil President, and is being used to spread propaganda.  Now Katniss, with the help of some friends, must not only save Peeta, but save a nation and it’s oppressed people from their corrupt government. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay-Part 1 is the third film in a trilogy, based on a popular novel by Suzanne Collins.

    Hunger games Mockingjay part 1Rating: 4 out of 5 buckets
    Release Date: March 6, 2015
    MPAA Rating: PG13
    Best Age Group: 12+
    Sexual Content: Mild
    Violent/Disturbing Content: Excessive
    Crude or Profane Language: None
    Drug and Alcohol Content:
    None
    Will Kids Like It?
    Yes

     

    Talking Points:

    This movie is not as violent as the previous films in the series. We don’t see children killing children as a source of entertainment. Having said that, this is a dark and somewhat disturbing film. While the nation of Panem is in the midst of a civil war, we see fighting and evil throughout the film.

    The movie could spark some interesting parent/child conversations regarding war and propaganda.

    Sexual Content: Mild

    • Katniss and Gale briefly kiss.

    Violent/Disturbing Content: Excessive

    • There are battles between the rebels and the “peacekeepers.” Character’s are shot to death, beaten and blown up.
    • We see  injured civilians and remnants of hundreds of corpses all over the ground.
    • A character nearly choked to death.
    • During a bomb raid, characters of District 13 hide underground. We hear the loud booming noise while the scared victims seek shelter.
    • A character is injected with venom, and used as a human weapon.  We see him struggling as he’s in severe pain.

    Crude or Profane Language: None

    Drug and Alcohol Content: None

    Will Kids Like It? Yes

    Overall this is an intense drama. Depending on the child, I feel this is appropriate for kids ages 12 and up.