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    Bedtime Stories Review

    Bedtime Stories is a family comedy about a hotel handy man (Skeeter) whose life changes when the outrages bedtime stories he tells his niece and nephew start to come true. His niece and nephew unknowingly have the power to make the stories become real.

    Rating: Five out of five buckets
    Release Date: April 7, 2009
    MPAA Rating: PG
    Best Age Group: 8+
    Sexual Content: Mild
    Violent Content: Mild
    Crude or Profane Language: Mild
    Drugs and Alcohol Content: Mild

    See the trailer here!

    Talking Points:

    His clever and creative storytelling is portrayed as a fun and relaxing family activity, which may inspire viewers to do the same thing.

    I read that when Adam Sandler was asked about the film he said, “I wanted to make sure I made one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.”

    Though Skeeters storytelling may be self-absorbed, he is a devoted and loyal uncle who loves his niece and nephew. His love and dedication is shown throughout the movie, as the children are going through a hard time with their parents divorce.

    His storytelling highlights greed. He tells stories to get what he wants, (A Ferrari, and a million dollars),

    Sexual Content: Mild

    • There are some sexual references. Skeeter comments on a girls reputation, saying that she is hot and that she likes to have a good time.
    • In real life and his stories, Skeeter tries to kiss several women, and he says he’s a great kisser. Eventually, he actually does kiss a character.

    Violent Content: Mild

    • There are some violent scenes in a few of Skeeter’s bedtime stories. There are battle scenes, and laser beams are used in some of his stories.
    • Skeeter steals a motorcycle as a way to rapidly get to a crime scene.

    Crude or Profane Language: Mild

    • Words such as “stupid,” and “weird,”

    Drugs and Alcohol Content: Mild

    • Characters drink alcohol. Skeeter mentions drinking in his “bedtime stories.”

    Overall, it’s a fun, heart warming, unassuming movie that the whole family will enjoy.

    My kids ages 9, 11 and 12 loved it too.

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    Beastly Review

    “People like people who look good, whoever doesn’t is either dumb or ugly.” That’s what teenage hunk Kyle (Alex Pettyfer) believes; he says, image is everything. Kyle’s got it all, (so he thinks); he’s popular, cute, comes from a wealthy family, and is now running for class president. Things change dramatically for Kyle when he insults his classmate, Kendra, who’s a witch. She casts a spell on him; and transforms him into a bald, tattooed and scar covered teenage boy. The witch tells him that he has a year for someone to fall in love with him, and then the spell will be permanent. Now we see how this once arrogant boy turns into a humble, considerate person who seeks out love.

    Rating: Three out of five buckets
    Release Date: March 4, 2011
    MPAA Rating: PG13
    Best Age Group: 11+
    Sexual Content
    :
    Mild
    Violent Content:
    Mild
    Crude or Profane Language:
    Mild
    Drugs and Alcohol Content: Mild

    See a clip of my review here, along with the Rango review too!


    Talking Points
    • This is a teen version of the classic fairy tale, Beauty and the Beast. There are many nice messages, that teens could learn from. Kyle begins to truly care for people, even his housekeeper, Zola, whom he was initially very disrespectful to. He feels sorry for his tutor, who’s blind, and eventually wants to help him. He also falls in love with Lindy (Vanessa Hudgens), who comes from a dysfunctional family. Kyle protects her from her dad’s drug dealer.
    • Even though the movie was a little sappy and predictable, there were some humorous parts. Kyle’s tutor (Neil Patrick Harris), had a lot of funny one-liners.

    Sexual Content: Mild
    This is a PG13 movie, and in my opinion, parents won’t feel uncomfortable with their pre-teens/teens going to this movie.
    • Initially, when Kyle is good-looking we learn from Facebook that he’s promiscuous. He writes on his profile that he’s interested in “anything that’s bangable.”
    • There’s some kissing, but that’s about it.

    Violent Content: Mild
    • In one scene we see Lindy’s father in a confrontation with his drug dealer, they get into a fight, but nothing too scary or violent.

    Crude and Profane Language: Excessive
    • There are bits of profanity throughout the movie; such as “s*#t” , “a$$”, “d%$m” and “b$%&h”.

    Here are some fun quotes that I got from kids that I interviewed after the movie:
    • “That movie made me want to barf, eat it, and barf again.” (Eleven year-old boy).
    • “I loved it because of the guy.” (Teenage girl).
    • “It was funny, cute and romantic.” (Teenage girl).

    Clearly this is a teenage girl movie, the girls even clapped at the end of the movie. Overall this teen romance is about humility, and caring for others. I read that, “Beastly tells us that humility is a virtue, that true love is a nifty thing and that beauty is far more than what you see in the mirror. These values are like the story, timeless”. That sums it up! I recommend Beastly for girls ages 11 and up.

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    Battleship Review-Teen Movie Review

    “You sank my battleship!” Even though they don’t say that in the movie, it’s a familiar phrase from Milton Bradley’s classic naval combat game…Battleship; and now it’s on the big screen! Lieutenant Alex Hopper (Taylor Kitsch) also known as Tim Riggins from the TV series Friday Night Lights, is intelligent and handsome; but makes poor decisions. He’s 26, his car won’t start, and he sleeps on his brother’s couch, who’s a commander in the Navy. Alex’s life dramatically changes when his brother convinces him to join Navy and get his life in order; so that’s what Alex does. Things start out a little slow, an admiral even tells him, “You’ve got skills, but I’ve never seen anyone waste them like you!” However when the world is attacked by an army of aliens, Alex takes command with hopes to save the world. Battleship is a sci-fi, action/ adventure film, one that boys will love, though it’s very violent!

    Rating: 3 1/2 out of 5 buckets
    Release Date: May 18, 2012
    MPAA Rating: PG13
    Best Age Group: 12+
    Sexual Content: Mild
    Violent Content:Excessive
    Crude or Profane Language: Moderate
    Drugs and Alcohol Content: Mild
    Will Kids Like It?
    Yes

    See the trailer here!

    See a clip of my review here!

    Talking Points:

    Alex went from a guy who didn’t care about much, to someone who became passionate about helping people, and saving the world. He was a great character and role model for kids. Good eye candy for moms!

    One of the soldiers lost his legs during the war, he felt insecure about his handicap, though he become a key part in helping his country.

    Alex and his brother have a strong relationship, which ultimately helps Alex become a true hero. Another great thing for kids to see.

    At the end of the film a group of 80 year-old men help Alex and company save the world from the alien invasion. This was a great, motivating scene!

    Rihanna was not the best actress, I think she should stick to singing.

    Sexual Content:Mild

    • Alex’s girlfriend wears low-cut, revealing shirts.
    • In one scene Alex’s girlfriend straddles him, while not wearing much, as we see them passionately kiss.

    Violent Content:Excessive

    • There are several ships that sink, we see hundreds of people die.
    • The alien’s weapons could tear through metal, which would ultimately sink our ships.
    • This was a very loud movie, with many massive explosions throughout the film.
    • Aliens and humans engage in fistfights.
    • We hear screams of several victims.

    Crude or Profane Language: Moderate

    • “S–t,” “b–ch,” “b-tard,” “d-mn,” and “a-s,” are said throughout the film.

    Drugs and Alcohol Content: Mild

    • Character’s are shown in a bar drinking shots and beer.

    Will Kids Like It? Yes

    Overall this is an action packed violent film that boys will love, however parents need to be aware of the continuous violence. Depending on the child, I feel the movie is appropriate for kids ages 12 and up.

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    Arthur Christmas Review

    So how does Santa deliver all those presents in one night? That’s the question that many children have during the Christmas season; if you see Arthur Christmas you’ll find out…he is high-tech, that Santa!!! But behind all state of the art equipment that Santa has, this story center’s around Santa’s youngest son Arthur. He’s quirky and clumsy, but he has a heart of gold. One Christmas Eve night Arthur realizes something awful; a little girl does not get her gift, she was forgotten. Arthur is devastated, and will do anything he can so this sweet little girl won’t lose her faith in Santa. This is a fun heartwarming story, one that kids will enjoy, though parents may get a little bored.

    Rating: 3 out of 5 buckets
    Release Date: November 23, 2011
    MPAA Rating: PG
    Best Age Group: Any age
    Sexual Content:Mild
    Violent Content: Mild
    Crude or Profane Language: Mild
    Drugs and Alcohol Content: Mild

     

    Talking Points:

    Arthur is a great character. He’s a simple unassuming guy, who loves the spirit of Christmas.

    There are some nice messages in the film about forgiveness, and determination.

    Steve, Santa’s older son has an important job, he runs Christmas. The only bad thing about Steve is that he’s not concerned that they forgot a little girl, he says that it’s not a big deal.

    Grandsanta teases Santa, calling him a “postman with a spaceship.”

    Sexual Content: Mild

    • Two elves kiss.

    Violent Content: Mild

    • Some characters are attacked by lions.
    • Arthur and his friends get shot at by a shotgun.

    Crude or Profane Language: Mild

    • An elf said that “children are stupid.”

    Drugs and Alcohol Content: Mild

    • Grandsanta mentions that he likes whiskey.

    Arthur Christmas is a movie that you can take your kids to and not worry about them being scared, or covering their eyes during the inappropriate scenes. It’s about kindness; and the consequences you get from helping people out…it will bring a smile to your face, it did for Arthur!

     


    The Amazing Spider Man Review

    “Poor Peter Parker,” that’s what villain Dr. Curt Connors/The Lizard (Rhys Ifans) says as he attempts to kill Peter, also known as Spider-Man! This is the story about Peter Parker (Andrew Garfield), a troubled teenager who was abandoned by his parents, and raised by his Uncle Ben (Martin Sheen) and Aunt May (Sally Field). When Peter finds his father’s mysterious briefcase, he discovers the secrets of his father’s bizarre past and he begins to understand his parents’ disappearance. Information in the briefcase leads him to the lab of Dr. Connor’s, his father’s former partner, which leads him to one life-changing bite…a spider bite. The transformation begins as Peter Parker turns into Spider-Man! The Amazing Spider-Man is a suspenseful action/adventure movie, one that pre-teens and up will enjoy.

    Rating: 4 out of 5 buckets.
    Release Date: November 9, 2012
    MPAA Rating: PG13
    Best Age Group: 10+
    Sexual Content: Mild
    Violent Content: Excessive
    Crude or Profane Language: Mild
    Drugs and Alcohol Content: None
    Will Kids Like It? Yes

     

    See a clip of my review here!

    See the trailer here!

    Talking Points:

    Not only is this an action packed movie, but there are some wonderful life lessons for teenagers woven through the film. When Peter plays a heartwarming voicemail from his uncle, Uncle Ben states, “With great power comes a great responsibility.” Ben insists that his nephew is a hero; he also says that we all have certain gifts, and to use them wisely.

    When Peter forgets to pick up his Aunt from work, Uncle Ben demands an apology, and insists that Peter show respect to his Aunt May. Uncle Ben also gives Peter many well-deserved lectures when he acts up. This could spark some great parent/child conversations!

    It was nice to see Peter’s transformation from a troubled teenager, to a caring helpful person; wanting to do the right thing. There was a great scene when Spider-Man rescued a little boy trapped in a car.

    Peter promises his girlfriend’s father that he’ll stay away from her, however later he implies that he won’t keep that promise.

    Young kids may get scared as the villain is a creepy monster; half-human, half-reptile.

    Two likeable character’s die, which may be disturbing to kids.

    The beginning is a little slow as the film explains the origin of Spider-Man; my 14 year-old got a little bored.

    Sexual Content: Mild

    • Peter and his girlfriend kiss several times; sometime passionately.
    • Peter sneaks into his girlfriend’s bedroom.
    • Spider-Man accidentally rips off a girl’s shirt, she’s shown only wearing a bra.

    Violent Content: Excessive

    • Dr. Connor’s transforms into a lizard, a very painful process, which was disturbing to see.
    • There are several fights amongst teenagers; especially with the school bully.
    • There are several gunshots and fights amongst the evil Lizard, Spider-Man and thugs on the street.
    • We see character’s bleeding from gun shots, we also see open wounds as a result of brutal fights.

    Crude or Profane Language: Mild

    • “A–,” “d–n,” and “h–,” are said, though not a lot.

    Drugs and Alcohol Content: None

    Will Kids Like It: Yes

    Overall this is a fun action packed film with some great lessons. Parents need to be aware of the excessive violence and some disturbing content as two character’s die. Depending on the child this film is appropriate for kids ages 10 and up.

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